Today from my message board

"Julie has a hairy ass..."

My roommate just came home from his chick's house that he's been seeing for about a month, walked in the door, and through his gym bag across the room. I asked him what his problem was and he screamed "Julie has a fucking hairy ass, that's what my problem is!!! He went in his room and slammed the door. I don't think he's coming back out


Me (Laughing): "You coming out here dude?"

Him: "Fuck Off"