Blue Toilet Water |2()><()|2z

There are two kinds of people in the world. There are the people who shit at work and there are the people who abstain from this practice. I unabashfully fall into the first demographic. Few moments of my day are as enjoyable as that good 10 minutes I spend in the bathroom. Far from the users I serve, I am able to relax and have some "me" time in the middle of my day. How I pity those that have not yet learned of this wonderful method to take an abrupt break whenever necessary.

Now unfortunately as fate would have it, the floor on which I work only has one bathroom with two stalls. It is shared by faculty, staff, and students and often it becomes quite an unpleasant area after heavy usage. This is why I have now learned to look for (and schedule around the presence of) the blue toilet water. You see, the custodians who clean the bathrooms use a blue cleaning product on the toilets. This product can only been seen prior to the first flush of the toilet following a cleaning. Therefore, whenever the water is blue I know that I am the privledged first person to make use of the facilities. No other ass has yet warmed the great throne. This bathroom and toilet is now cleaner than my personal one at home.

Indeed, how glorious it is to find blue toilet water in the office bathroom.